Valorum wysłał na listę dyskusyjną swpl cały zestaw cytatów, które przy odpowiedniej wyobraźni mogą być bardzo śmieszne:
STAR WARS IV - A NEW HOPE
1."She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid".
2."Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3."Look at the size of that thing!"
4."Sorry about the mess..."
5."You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6."Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7."You've got something jammed in here real good."
8."Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9."Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10."Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
STAR WARS V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
1."And I thought they smelled bad... on the *outside*!"
2."Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3."I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4."Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5."That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6."But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7."Control, control! You must learn control!"
8."There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9."Size matters not. Judge me by size, do you?"
10."I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
STAR WARS VI - RETURN OF THE JEDI
1."Rise, my friend."
2."Open the back door!"
3."Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4."It's just a dead animal..."
5."Not bad for a little furball."
6."How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7."Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8."Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9."I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10."I don't think the Empire had Wookies in mind when they designed her Chewie."
STAR WARS I - THE PHANTOM MENACE
1. This is gonna be messy! Me no watching, me no watching!
2. Are you brain dead? I'm not going in there with two Jedi!
3. Beware, Viceroy...the Federation is going too far this time.
4. Just relax; the Force will guide us.
5. I'm the only human who can do it.
6. At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
7. The boy is good, no doubts there.
8. You're coming too, right Mom?
9. Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cock-pit, and that is what I am going to
10. Hit the nose!
11.There is a hidden passage behind the waterfall.
12. And why don't you come out back and we'll see if we can't get you the parts you need, heh, heh, heh.
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